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12/12 = The best Horror movie of the year! See it over and over. Buy it on Blue-Ray, download it and watch it over and over!
11/12 = One of the excellent Horror movies of the year. See it at the theater. Buy it on Blue-Ray or download it.
10/12 = The most frequently used score. It means the Horror Movie was good enough to pay to see it at the theaters. And since we love Horror movies, if they are well made, then you should!
9/12 = A great Horror Movie rental. You should see it in theaters, only if you are a dedicated Horror fan. Otherwise, it will make a great rental!
The 12 Nights Of Horror Movie Reviews
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are a quick easy way to see what Horror Movies are worth watching at the theaters, on-demand, streaming or never, ever see it. Donster is a Horror movie fan, unlike most Critics, who are only out there to bash the Horror genre! You can trust the Monster!
My reviews are based on a (1-12) score out of 12 DARK MOONS.

OUT OF

8/12 = A solid rental Horror movie, or if you wait until it is streaming, it will be a great one to watch then.
7/12 = An OK Horror movie, but wait until it is streaming or on TV to watch.
6/12 = A So-So Horror movie that should only be watched if on a free platform and there is nothing but a Romance movie out there to watch!
5-1/12 = Don't waste your time watching these Horror Movies, unless the only other option available to watch on the secluded island you live on is "Twilight," In which case, carry on and watch these first!
THE DEAD DON’T DIE
9/12 DARK MOONS
Climbs out on June 14TH, 2019
The Ghoulest Film You'll See This Summer!
The Dead Don't Die zombie spoof film has a fantastic cast and very quirky script. It attacks you with a unique and subtile humor that grows on you throughout the film, like green slime grows on a rotting corpse.  The film is really fun to watch, in the way that Napoleon Dynamite was fun for a teen Coming-of-Age film or how Fargo was funny for a Crime Drama, where people who have seen the film mimic and talk about the lines, as the humor sinks in several hours or even days later, after seeing it. Unfortunately, the final third of the arc of all of the fun eccentric characters, that were introduced and developed so well from the start, and the arc of the story itself, feels like it is completely missing in the end. However, if you love this kind of quirky humor and any and all zombie films, it's probably still worth seeing at the theater, but you could wait to rent it, if not.
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